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Thursday, January 29, 2009
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said 'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610'
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College .
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000?
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam at the front door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Santa (Bono quotation):' Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?'
Banta: 'Why don't you use a mouth wash?'
Subject: Indian RSVP
Kanjibhai was preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers
in India. Kanjibhai was not very good at English so he asked the
printer to help him.
After the printer had presented Kanjibhai with a draft, Kanjibhai
quickly pointed out that the RSVP was missing.
The printer was surprised by Kanjibhai's knowledge and asked him if
Kanjibhai knew what it meant.
Kanjibhai was quick to reply: 'Rupiyaa Saathe Vehlaa Padhaarjo'
Labels: Sardar
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
1. Family Planning walay
Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai.
Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey.
Pathan: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay.
2. b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya,
Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya.
Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga.
Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.
3. Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.
Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.
Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,
Khudkushi Haram hai,
Zulm hai,
Gunah hai,
Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de...
4. Sardar Pathan Se
Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.
Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.
Labels: pathan
Sunday, January 25, 2009
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The 2008 GranTurismo, designed by Pininfarina, is set to debut at the 2007 Geneva Auto Show in early March. Looking like an angry Quattroporte on steroids, the Maserati GT Coupe will have excellent performance. 2008 Maserati engines powered by the same Ferrari-derived 4.2-liter V-8 as the Coupe, the Gran Turismo has 405 horsepower, and Maserati says it can accelerate from zero to 62 mph in 5.2 seconds and reach a top speed of 177 mph. A six-speed automatic transmission adapts gear changes to driving style and conditions
Labels: 2008 Maserati Gran Turismo Car
There are Peugeot 908 Pictures. The Peugeot 908 RC is a concept car of the French car manufacturer Peugeot, which was first presented at the Paris Motor Show in 2006, was.
The vehicle is a sedan with four seats, the body styling has been included in the design studios of Peugeot developed. With the Peugeot 908 RC is on the Peugeot 908 coming out in 2007 when 24-hour race at Le Mans at the start is gone. The abbreviation RC is always for the sportiest version of a model.
As the engine, the concept car use a V12 diesel with 5.5 liters engine capacity. The engine is transversely in front of the rear axis. Directly under the engine sits a six-speed automatic gearbox. According to the manufacturer, the rated output of the engine over 700 horsepower, the maximum torque over 1200 nm. Two other peculiarities of the engine, the cylinder angle of 100 degrees and two exhaust particulate.
Labels: Peugeot 908
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Labels: Maserati Gran Turismo 2009
There are Volvo S60 car pictures. The S60 car marked a clean break for Volvo from the boxy design that many stereotyped the brand with in 1980s and 90s. Its design by Peter Horbury built upon the styling of the S80 and was the most marked departure from traditional Volvo styling since Horbury joined the firm in 1992. Accordingly, Volvo marketed the car as heralding a “Revolvolution.” It was built upon Volvo’s P2 platform, which was shared with three other Volvo models: the S80, the V70 and the XC90. First introduced in 2003, Volvo's S60 R boasted AWD (Haldex) mated to a 300 hp / 295 lb·ft (400 N·m) engine. 2004-2005 models came with a 6-speed manual transmission, as well as a 5-speed automatic which allowed only 258 ft-lb. torque. 2006-2007 models were available with a 6-speed manual or automatic transmission. The 2006-2007 Automatic Transmission allowed for the full torque of 295lbs. (however, this torque was still limited to 258 ft-lbs.
Labels: Volvo S60 : The Exotic Car
from the year 2005-2008 KIA Sportage photos, pictures and images gallery. The Kia Sportage is a compact crossover SUV built by the Korean automaker Kia Motors since 1995. Originally, it was a mini SUV, but the second generation Sportage has grown in size to become a compact crossover SUV
Labels: Best Picture KIA Sportage Cars
Labels: Lamborghini Estoque Pictures
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Labels: Lamborghini